ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
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Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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