Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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