I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Come on in and take your pants off
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