Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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