My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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