On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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