So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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