Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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