I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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