I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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