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(760): View more from California

Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.

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(760): Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later. http://tfl.nu/1m2z

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"

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wow.

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yeah, it was that bad.

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(215): i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me" (267): wow. (215): yeah, it was that bad. http://tfl.nu/hwqj

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(214): View more from Texas

i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.

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oh fuck your right

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(214): i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can. (1-214): oh fuck your right http://tfl.nu/6rmf

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(585): View more from New York

Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.

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(585): Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked. http://tfl.nu/rhwl

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.

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(402): Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement. http://tfl.nu/h6nw

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(317): View more from Indiana

im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.

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(317): im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like. http://tfl.nu/djvv

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(949): View more from California

I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?

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(949): I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping? http://tfl.nu/8mwq

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(914): View more from New York

I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.

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(914): I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired. http://tfl.nu/rh17

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(732): View more from New Jersey

There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know

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(732): There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know http://tfl.nu/hfe3

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(757): View more from Virginia

Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?

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(757): Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes? http://tfl.nu/b8rs

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(+33): View more from France

It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"

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(+33): It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year" http://tfl.nu/mi0c

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(863): View more from Florida

I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule

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(863): I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule http://tfl.nu/m3mw

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(720): View more from Colorado

I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.

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(720): I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer. http://tfl.nu/jm0p

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(239): View more from Florida

Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.

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(239): Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest. http://tfl.nu/uwa9

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(513): View more from Ohio

CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????

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(513): CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT???? http://tfl.nu/8dlj

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