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  i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages

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• (916): View more from California

  They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias

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• (607): View more from New York

  I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly

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• (315): View more from New York

  Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Hungover. No words. Just memes.

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