Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(614): View more from Ohio

Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I think i peed on brittanys purse

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(954): View more from Florida

When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.

(1-954): View more from Florida

RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND

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(757): View more from Virginia

apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously

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(312): View more from Illinois

I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.

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(586): View more from Michigan

You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?

(1-586): View more from Michigan

You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started

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(269): View more from Michigan

I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.

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(716): View more from New York

This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked

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