Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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