There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife