As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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