I skipped work to stalk him.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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