i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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