He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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