I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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