check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We need to get me chipped asap
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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