Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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