i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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