NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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