He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?