I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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