He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
How naked do you want me to be?
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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