I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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