My friends, they love my intelligence
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
And then he peed in my hair
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