8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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