I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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