I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Two words: nipple clamps
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