my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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