How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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