just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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