Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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