spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I love you.
Bad choice
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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