i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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