I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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