guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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