you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
send nudes
from the living room?
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