these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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