K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
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Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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