careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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