They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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