Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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