Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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