think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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