Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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