if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
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I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I think I just sharted jello shots
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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