Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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