Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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