whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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