I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
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After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
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1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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