reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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