I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
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He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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