I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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