I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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