he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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