I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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