Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
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i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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