Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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