apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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