My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
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Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
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Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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