Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
