Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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